Childhood trauma: Never managed to catch a toy on these machines
(Source: , via manda)
“I’LL BETHE FIRST ONE TO GET THERE!”
If that was me. I would’ve been a millionaire.
but its already soggy
then it turns out that its going to the table next to you.
You got the people that are never frozen:
The people that are ALWAYS frozen
The people that move even when they’re frozen
And then theres me…..
“Bitch, who stole my idea.”
They’re just like
And you’re just sitting there like